boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
You illegally downloaded a dress…
AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
Omg she made it with a BETTER fabric. This is so hilarious
people who act like being feminist means you don’t care about male suicide and abuse
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
thats so fucked